How To Know If You're In Missouri
- You just landed at the airport.
- There are buildings nearby taller than 3 stories.
- You can buy liquor on a Sunday.
- The street you're driving on is covered in metal plates.
- You're watching the Chiefs or Royals lose, again.
Kansas City, Missouri (Wikipedia)
How To Know If You're In Kansas
- There is a NASCAR track nearby.
- The public schools are accredited.
- You're inside a mall.
- You realize evolution is a lie propagated by liberals.
- You have seen several cars with faded McCain/Palin bumper stickers.
Kansas City, Kansas (Wikipedia)