Kansas City is in Missouri

The Midwest is home to at least two cities named Kansas City. This fact has befuddled and frustrated thousands of geographically-challenged individuals. This website is here to help.

How To Know If You're In Missouri

  • You just landed at the airport.
  • There are buildings nearby taller than 3 stories.
  • You can buy liquor on a Sunday.
  • The street you're driving on is covered in metal plates.
  • You're watching the Chiefs or Royals lose, again.

Kansas City, Missouri (Wikipedia)

How To Know If You're In Kansas

  • There is a NASCAR track nearby.
  • The public schools are accredited.
  • You're inside a mall.
  • You realize evolution is a lie propagated by liberals.
  • You have seen several cars with faded McCain/Palin bumper stickers.

Kansas City, Kansas (Wikipedia)